Cameron and a pig

Stephen Jay Hawkings

Stephen Jay Hawkings

Vital Football Legend
So David Cameron performed a sex act with a dead pig back in his Oxford days, during one of those elite/Illuminati rituals or whatever I presume, and absolutely no coverage from any major news outlet. Surprise, surprise.

I bet if it was Jeremy Corbyn it would be main headlines everywhere.


Does anyone here watch Black Mirrror? 4 years ago there was a plot about the PM having to have sex with a pig. Very odd!

 
Yeah, my facebook status at the moment:

David Cameron, as always I'm here to help. Looks like you've had another little misunderstanding with your 'lovely' buddies at the Bullingdon Club... I hope the expression 'we're in this together' wasn't used? Anyway...

The English colloquialisms such as turn out to be a pig in a poke or buy a pig in a poke mean that something is sold or bought without the buyer knowing its true nature or value, especially when buying without inspecting the item beforehand.
 
Did you hear about the pig taxi driver who could read minds and wouldn't let his lady pig pay for dinner?

He was a chauffeur mystic pig.
 
That is so funny, pity it won't get aired on TV.

Can we officially disown him now, as someone said we already have one pig fucker at VP.
 
I draw the line at that I must say Fulford!

Don't want any of these people dead, I do wish there were more normal politicians and people who could really work for the greater good of this country though.

As Billy Connolly said years back, the very fact they want to be mp's should disqualify them!
 
The Fear - 21/9/2015 16:48

I draw the line at that I must say Fulford!

Don't want any of these people dead, I do wish there were more normal politicians and people who could really work for the greater good of this country though.

As Billy Connolly said years back, the very fact they want to be mp's should disqualify them!
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I did mean it tongue in cheek
 
I realise... !

He put something else in the pigs cheek!



I wonder if that is why he changed his support to West HAM ?
 
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