Woanz
Vital Football Legend
Picture the scene you are at The University of Bolton sat in the Library imagining all the previous alumni thinking their big thoughts & curing diseases.
One thing you would need a library book for it to find the last time we won at Bolton which was by a single John Robertson goal back on Bangers 30th birthday in 1978.
Since then our fortunes have swirled around each other with Forest doing ok since then but the giants of Bolton benefiting from Sky inventing football making all previous results null & void.
Sadly for them they weren’t able to abolish relegation & can only dream of the halcyon days of Big Sam’s Champagne football (pint of)
Krankz is going to be sacked if we lose & the ref is going to be calm but nervous as our owner is there. Hope he hasn’t got any business concerns that are liable to spontaneous combustion.
The team will be overly defensive & as long as we can avoid giving away a foul every 22 seconds we might scrape a Krankz special 1-1 away draw.
The weather will be cold & as it’s late October near Manchester it’ll probably rain.
One thing you would need a library book for it to find the last time we won at Bolton which was by a single John Robertson goal back on Bangers 30th birthday in 1978.
Since then our fortunes have swirled around each other with Forest doing ok since then but the giants of Bolton benefiting from Sky inventing football making all previous results null & void.
Sadly for them they weren’t able to abolish relegation & can only dream of the halcyon days of Big Sam’s Champagne football (pint of)
Krankz is going to be sacked if we lose & the ref is going to be calm but nervous as our owner is there. Hope he hasn’t got any business concerns that are liable to spontaneous combustion.
The team will be overly defensive & as long as we can avoid giving away a foul every 22 seconds we might scrape a Krankz special 1-1 away draw.
The weather will be cold & as it’s late October near Manchester it’ll probably rain.