Blimey Dennis! | Vital Football

Blimey Dennis!

Sorry if I woke you up. I haven't experienced a wind strength as strong as I witnessed. Some of my property could have been severely damaged by it.
I assume you are still picking your nose.
 
You're not alone! From time to time, I also fear that my farts will blow my a*hole apart... :cheers:
I've had that feeling and not so long ago. My mate had a surfeit of Jerusalem artichokes. Artichoke soup followed by mashed artichokes with the main course. Fucking Ada. The NHS would save millions if they used artichokes instead of gas for colonoscopies.
 
Heart was in my mouth when I saw the headline. I was wondering what on earth Dennis Wise could do for us.