I haven't experienced a wind strength as strong as I witnessed. Some of my property could have been severely damaged by it.
I've had that feeling and not so long ago. My mate had a surfeit of Jerusalem artichokes. Artichoke soup followed by mashed artichokes with the main course. Fucking Ada. The NHS would save millions if they used artichokes instead of gas for colonoscopies.You're not alone! From time to time, I also fear that my farts will blow my a*hole apart...