Billy Davies Returns

Dateline:
December 2026

Headline:
Greenock Morton are to enter into Administration after running up large debts as a result of paying extraordinarily high agent fees.

Outgoing manager, William McKintosh Davies responded to questions by stating "it is what it is", blah blah fucking blah...
 
Dateline:
December 2026

Headline:
Greenock Morton are to enter into Administration after running up large debts as a result of paying extraordinarily high agent fees.

Outgoing manager, William McKintosh Davies responded to questions by stating "it is what it is", blah blah fucking blah...
Presumably he'll be advising and recommending the hell out of morton.
 
Greenock is home to one of Scotland's last remaining phone boxes.

Billy reckons he'll make a mint by setting up a one man fight and streaming over pay per view.
 
To prevent the spread of Infections diseases, rather than kiss people, Morten Harket just gets close to them and says "moi”, which is a different take on me.