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Bedford Barber jailed for head-shave 'punishment'

Based on this legally you're better off taking a shot at someone than giving them a battering - at least you get your monies worth.

Can I get my eldest locked up for forcing me into a No 1 when she sent the clippers down the middle of my head and then refused to continue because she was laughing so much!? I was like Moses parted the heavily greying hair!