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asthma and cheating

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Vital Reserves Team
if you are a professional footballer and registered as asthmatic you are allowed to take salbutamol and caffeine supplements that you would not normally be allowed to take.

Liverpool football club
According to a source close to the club, of 35 players 22 are asthmatic – 63% of the squad, over five times higher than the 12% UK average.3 Sept 2020. wonder if this is widespread.
 
if you are a professional footballer and registered as asthmatic you are allowed to take salbutamol and caffeine supplements that you would not normally be allowed to take.

Liverpool football club
According to a source close to the club, of 35 players 22 are asthmatic – 63% of the squad, over five times higher than the 12% UK average.3 Sept 2020. wonder if this is widespread.
Is Lance Armstrong "asthmatic"?
 
There is a salbutamol factory under Anfield, staffed by mutant sheep.
Klopp is actually a lizard person and has breathing difficulties in the toxic Liverpool air, so has had the plant built for when the Queen takes over the Premier League.
But then , the pledge would already know that, being one of the Illuminati. 😉
 
Perhaps that's why they are shit at the moment, half their squad are vulnerable and sheilding with underlying health conditions.

Shielding ends at the end of March, just in time for them to get out of the relegation zone!
 
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