The Fear
A Wise Man (once sat next to him)
Lovely lady, skimpy bikini, walks out of the steam room as soon as I walk in. Ok, I can just about tolerate that, I'm so gorgeous I do intimidate the ladies...
In walks a 19 stone lady (I know her weight because she told me, she's lost 3 stone as well bless her, long may that continue... I digress) ... and she then goes on to tell me, in great detail, about her Christmas preparations. As you might have figured by now, I just SO love talking Christmas... ahem.
In conclusion?
Father Christmas, God, Cupid, every good looking lady in the world, and my guardian angel all hate me.
FACT.
In walks a 19 stone lady (I know her weight because she told me, she's lost 3 stone as well bless her, long may that continue... I digress) ... and she then goes on to tell me, in great detail, about her Christmas preparations. As you might have figured by now, I just SO love talking Christmas... ahem.
In conclusion?
Father Christmas, God, Cupid, every good looking lady in the world, and my guardian angel all hate me.
FACT.