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Announcement-retirement from international football

Trekker

Has a high horse
After much thought and having discussed it with my family, I have taken the decision to retire from international football.
Feel free to retire yourselves.
 
I'm still available for the Republic Of Fear Towers but have retired from England contention.
 
My problem has been that, because of the Good Friday agreement, I qualify for both Northern Ireland and the Republic. I've also been tentatively approached by England (the great-granny rule). I've decided that because of the potential disappointment making a choice would cause to various family members (coincidentally, our six children have been born in all of these places and I am married to someone from the Republic) I have no choice but to retire.
 
I would announce my retirement from Welsh football, however I feel given the current side I'm still in with a shout.
 
I am retiring from International Football owing to the fact that I am completely shit. I am currently considering media opportunities. I hope to continue my regular column in the Vital Villa Herald.