Aye thanks for this Mc, he's a canny story teller.
Get the contract signed and get yersell sacked as quick as you can
Funny as fuck when he realised he wasn't getting sacked and his missus burst out crying when he give her the bad news
Also it was very interesting listening to someone speak in such a positive way about the fat man.
Love the way Woodman says it got ugly after we 'lost some players'.
He's clearly blinded by fatties generosity though as he fails to understand that the 'lost players' simultaneously spelt heartbreak for the supporters while helping to pay for all those juicy eight year contracts and the subsequent costs.
The Pardew haters must be spitting feathers after listening to this mind.