All I want is one night with her / him ?

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holtelower

Vital Football Hero
Well , in these times of woe, lets lighten it a bit. For both sexes this one.

If there was one person in the whole world you could say

"Just one night, thats all I ask" (and you know what I mean) - who would it be.


Me : She is 15 years younger than me, but Katy Perry ! - lucky Russell Brand is all I can say !
 
DeanoVilla - 3/2/2015 15:57

Rachel Riley. I'd ruin her for other men..... then she could do my tax return for me.
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I had a vision of Lisa Riley when you said that :10:
 
Helen Flanagan........on the condition that conversation was not part of the deal.


 
Freeman14 - 3/2/2015 16:15

DeanoVilla - 3/2/2015 15:57

Rachel Riley. I'd ruin her for other men..... then she could do my tax return for me.
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I had a vision of Lisa Riley when you said that :10:
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No way would I let that fat bitch do my tax return. :19:
 
Leave Lisa Riley alone. She sent me a friends request on Facebook, I curiously accepted. She then sent me a message asking how I was and she hadn't seen or heard from me for ages. I didn't have the heart to tell she was mixing me up with someone else. I'd not shag her though or let her balance my accounts or near my fridge.
 
With me, it's more about all the ladies who would die happy after spending a night with me. I spend a lot of time and energy resisting their blandishments and often wonder how they all manage to get my email address and mobile phone number.
 
col8 - 6/2/2015 10:23

Jenifer Lawrence would be worth a squirt.
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As i have got older i like the latino type babes, that one out of desperate housewives and Cammy Li
 
This is Cammy Li who was on Celebrity Big Brother :136: now i don't usually like thin and tattoo's on women but my McGrath i will sin for this babe

 
The Fear - 4/2/2015 09:01

Rachel Riley, sorry deano but you've got a fight on your hands!
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Swap ends at half time?

If we're sharing though then I think we get 2 nights with 2 girls, so I nominate Michelle Keegan as girl number 2.
 
Can people please upload pictures to save me googling - it's a much easier conversation with the wife telling her I was on the Villa website when she checks the internet history!
 
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