Aliens (n/G)

[OneSirKeefy]

My mate has a theory that ufo's are time travellers from the future coming back to observe. Obviously there would need to be very strict rules about not interacting with the populatioñ to avoid paradoxes.

So, what’s with all the probing then?

 

[Nobby_66]

So, what’s with all the probing then?

You been "probed" by an "alien" Keefy? Righto mate

 

[Well Fan]

What does (N/g) signify?

 

[Jerryattrick]

What does (N/g) signify?

non gills.
many forget to put n/g and as you know any thread subject can be diverted at any time and go in any direction lol.

 

[jokerman]

non gills.
many forget to put n/g and as you know any thread subject can be diverted at any time and go in any direction lol.

Given the balance, I believe an argument was once made that threads related to our beloved football team should be followed by a G, so most of us could ignore them and get back to fish slapping each other on everything else.

 

[shotshy]

You guys still haven’t realised that we are all living in the Matrix.
Nothing is real.

 

[Archiepoptart]

I got the full alien abduction experience last time I went into hospital.

 

[Well Fan]

look forward to the adoption of (N/R)

Nazi's Referenced

 

[OneSirKeefy]

You been "probed" by an "alien" Keefy? Righto mate

I was, er, asking for a friend…..

 

[LSB2]

Did you know, as a planet we have travelled 44,832,000 million miles in 24 hours from where we were in space yesterday... Where do I claim the air miles?!

 

[Vambogills]

Did you know, as a planet we have travelled 44,832,000 million miles in 24 hours from where we were in space yesterday... Where do I claim the air miles?!

That's nothing! Local Gills fans going away to Carlisle in a couple of weeks won't be far off that number!

 

[Nobby_66]

Did you know, as a planet we have travelled 44,832,000 million miles in 24 hours from where we were in space yesterday... Where do I claim the air miles?!

Do you reckon we've set off a massive space speed camera? Not looking forward to getting that ticket

 

[Gills 58]

Do you reckon we've set off a massive space speed camera? Not looking forward to getting that ticket

No problem. You can pay for it with Truss's tax cut.
:-)

 

[Nobby_66]

Have you re programmed your predictive text to replace "Johnson" with "Truss"?

 

[Rob_b100]

Did you know, as a planet we have travelled 44,832,000 million miles in 24 hours from where we were in space yesterday... Where do I claim the air miles?!

Earthwrecker. Think of climate change won’t you!?

 

[Gills 58]

Have you re programmed your predictive text to replace "Johnson" with "Truss"?

Lol. Clearly copying him.

Still waiting for you to take the piss out of her for being so thick, as you did with Dianne Abbott. Ditto with Dorries.

 

[PuB]

I liked the Truss team having to u-turn on their own pay policy for localised areas, only took them half a day to realise what they’d proposed literally meant levelling down of poor areas.

Edit: sorry thought this was the Next PM thread

 

[jokerman]

I liked the Truss team having to u-turn on their own pay policy for localised areas, only took them half a day to realise what they’d proposed literally meant levelling down of poor areas.

Edit: sorry thought this was the Next PM thread

never happened and besides, not "leveling down of poor areas", simply "leveling"

Back to aliens

If they start out by saying "People of Earth..." generally speaking it's going to be alright.

If they start out with "Puny Earthlings..." it's not so good, but we generally pull through.

But if they start out by showing their certificates of vaccination, we're doomed.

 

[Buddha]

Aliens in silver overalls and bronze boots had a banana shaped spaceship and shot a boy in Russia...

https://www.wearethemighty.com/popular/aliens-landed-in-soviet-union/

 

[Nobby_66]

Lol. Clearly copying him.

Still waiting for you to take the piss out of her for being so thick, as you did with Dianne Abbott. Ditto with Dorries.

When she makes as many funny gaffes, I might just do that. Thanks