Alan under arrest?

[banjo9]

Just spotted him getting into police car on A1. It's either for speeding or, more likely, for crimes against NUFC...

 

[Rexn]

Speeding? The A1 is a death trap, any Newcastle manager caught speeding there should be sent down for life as a deterrent to others.

 

[st-pedros-basin]

Operation Yewtree strikes again?

 

[Toon_NoMatterWot]

Rexn - 7/5/2013 15:33

Speeding? The A1 is a death trap, any Newcastle manager caught speeding there should be sent down for life as a deterrent to others.

:17:

 

[Bruce68]

Did the police officer happen to have the full Newcastle kit on, you know shirt, shorts and socks as well?

 

[vin1892]

They should hold him for questioning until the 20th May.

 

[Toon_NoMatterWot]

The copper will need counseling after speaking to Parsnip.

 

[steekiebrown]

I heard he had two phones on the go and was interviewing on both.

 

[mountie]

Send him down!!!

 

[Sir Laz]

Think Newcastle magistrates might just bring back the death penalty for this one.

 

[Platinii]

"Can I see your driving licence sir?"

"Yeah, 'ere it is"

"You do realise after this offence you're going down for sure?"

"You're telling me officer, but don't let on to the fans!"

 

[Toon_Demon]

I didn't realise impersonation of a premier league manager was a criminal offense, or have they just made a special case for him?

 

[poisoned_monkey]

He'll still be in the back seat now,telling them how he wasn't speeding just his accelerator pedal was tired

 

[Rexn]

"I just didn't think the car got going today but then it had a 20 minute spell where it upped its performance. If it had gone in (for a service), I reckon you would never have caught me. Being a European car, my foot had a bit of a communication problem with the accelerator. You want my prints from that inkpad? I can't put my finger on it!"

 

[OldLeazes]

LOL @Rexn.

 

[AMac]

Lets hope the local fuzz give him two choices.
1. Accept a ban which prevents him from travelling anywhere in the UK for the next three weeks
2. Take it up the rear and walk (gingerly)

 

[Rexn]

At least we know if it does go to court, he will spend 4 days per week working on his defence.

 

[poisoned_monkey]

Rexn - 7/5/2013 20:27

At least we know if it does go to court, he will spend 4 days per week working on his defence.

:17: :17: :17:

 

[Rexn]

Reckon his final statement will be " a lapse of concentration cost me".

 

[steekiebrown]

Rexn - 7/5/2013 20:27

At least we know if it does go to court, he will spend 4 days per week working on his defence.

That is absolutely top class! Magnificent, sir!