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Lord Ron Saunders

Lord Ron Saunders

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I am not computer knowledgeable. All I know I have picked up along the way. Can someone please tell me in really simple lanuage, how the feck do I put a picture on VV. I have been trying for two weeks, now I getting pissed off now with trying. Help! and remember in lanuage that a thicko (me) can understand
 
At the bottom of the box where you write your post there is a tick box that says "attach a file after posting" . Tick that and then link the picture you want to post.
 
for one it depends how the picture was taken as to how 'heavy' it is, if it is too heavy it won't load mate. But if you emailed me when home, I could make it less heavy.

Anyway...

Do a post, write something in the box... then (ah, you might not have the view I have, I will change your settings so you have emoticons to the left of the box where you type..

I start again...!

Type something in the box then below BEFORE submit tick the box 'attach a file after posting'

that will take you to your computer where you can select the folder / place the image is ...

If you try and get a message saying the size exceeds the limit then as said, it's too heavy.

Will change your settings now ... only because I love you, as I am on holiday!!!!!!!!! :31:
 
The Fear - 19/10/2015 20:48

for one it depends how the picture was taken as to how 'heavy' it is, if it is too heavy it won't load mate. But if you emailed me when home, I could make it less heavy.

Anyway...

Do a post, write something in the box... then (ah, you might not have the view I have, I will change your settings so you have emoticons to the left of the box where you type..

thanks for that J, but I cant even put a profile image on. as I said PCs and me dont mix.

I start again...!

Type something in the box then below BEFORE submit tick the box 'attach a file after posting'

that will take you to your computer where you can select the folder / place the image is ...

If you try and get a message saying the size exceeds the limit then as said, it's too heavy.

Will change your settings now ... only because I love you, as I am on holiday!!!!!!!!! :31:
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thanks for that J, but I cant even put a profile image on, as I said I'm a thicko.
 
LRS mar mucka, yo ay no thicko, thats mar job!

Right then, first you must type this in the message box:-

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give it a try Lord Ron...

Just tick the box 'attach a file after posting' press submit and then see where it takes you.

Live life on the wild side mate!
 
Ignore this lot mate, just PM me with details of your bank account including passwords etc, also any credit cards you might have. I will then fly out to Eygpt and discuss your problem with Mr Fear. Your money is safe with me.
 
astonion - 19/10/2015 21:19

Ignore this lot mate, just PM me with details of your bank account including passwords etc, also any credit cards you might have. I will then fly out to Eygpt and discuss your problem with Mr Fear. Your money is safe with me.
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:1: :1: :1: :19: :19: :19: Spat me cuppa tay out ffs :19: :19:
 
The easiest way Pride dude learnt me to post pics was this:-

Click reply on posters boxes at the top right,
Then enter a message or just press . if you don't want to message,
Then click at the bottom of the post page before submitting it you see ''attach file/pcture'', press this,
Then choose your picture,
Then make sure it is 250x250 pixels not much bigger, you can alter this in paint on your pc by right clicking on the picture and ''open with paint'' and adjust the picture size pixels below 300 to ensure they fit on the site to post,
Then submit when competed.
 
To put a picture on LRS, that shows in the right corner with your name, go to your account. At the top of the page in the right hand corner it says My Account.

Select that and in there it tells you where to upload a picture. Hope that helps, on that too. Clive has also given you a good run down of how to put a pic up.

We have all had to learn LRS. No worries
 
*best angry John Cleese mock indignation voice mode on*

what the HELL do you mean Clive has given a good run down... sirdennis and myself had already said that...

Right, that's it... I've had just about enough !!!!!!!!!!!!!

*mode o... no, actually, I'll keep it on*

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ClivetheVillan - 19/10/2015 21:25

The easiest way Pride dude learnt me to post pics was this:-

Click reply on posters boxes at the top right,
Then enter a message or just press . if you don't want to message,
Then click at the bottom of the post page before submitting it you see ''attach file/pcture'', press this,
Then choose your picture,
Then make sure it is 250x250 pixels not much bigger, you can alter this in paint on your pc by right clicking on the picture and ''open with paint'' and adjust the picture size pixels below 300 to ensure they fit on the site to post,
Then submit when competed.
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O feck it, I'll stick to just being a thicko :17:


the reason I wanted to know how to do it is we had a apple day yesterday got some great photos of the apples being chopped up and turned to juice.
 
LRS dude email me the pics if Fear won't do it for you the mean ba**ad and i will post em for you mate :35:
 
lol... I'm getting sloshed and more mischievous online, it might be wise for me to switch off as well
 
The Fear - 19/10/2015 21:47

while we are at it, does anyone know how we solve a problem like Maria?
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Andrew Lloyd Webber may know! Is he in your contacts? :17:
 
We fell out at a party with James06

Bonny Langford and Sarah Brightman...

For legal reasons, we can say no more! :17: :17:
 
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