The Spinners
Barclay James Hogwash
Jethro Bull
Cutting Crew
Unwanted (ask your kids)
The Undertakers (ask your grandparents)
Gerald Thoroughbad and the Destroyers
The Swindle Singers
The Slime Council
Bread
Bachman Turner Overtime
Choi Division
The Au Yeung Cannibals
Gerald and the boys are currently re-creating New Order's Power, Corruption and Lies, at great expense. "We really feel like we embody the music", said Paul Stanley of Kiss (of Death). "I'm a big football fan, me", he said, suspiciously, for the hundreth time.
This week has seen the rush-released version of Thin Lizzy's Don't Believe a Word,
featuring strong and stirring crowd participation, recorded live outside their Manchester studios.
We've all been in Dire Straits since these jokers arrived. Can't wait till they Go West.