A-Z of Football

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I know we'll have had this before, probably more than once, but as it's the start of a new season we can have it again!

Anything at all to do with football!


A Aggregate score - when we play in Cup games

 

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B - Ball boys - not all as helpful as they might be

 

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C Camera men - sometimes get in the way

 

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D - Dug Out - seemed a happier place to be last season.

 

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E European Competitions - they seem to last all year now

 

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F - Fans - real ones please!!!

 

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G Goals - hope we see some in the right end today!

 

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We did, once, only...........the 'others'scored a lot more times! lol

H - Half time - chance to put things right!
Ahem, perhaps not! lol.

 

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I Indecision - by both officials and players

 

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Can I add I - I INCONSISTENCY by the same 3 people - equally (or perhaps more annoying!)

J - 'Just a game' .........is it?

 

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I'll let you! lol

K Kick - can't play football without a kick here and there.

 

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L - Loud and Proud - the perfect supporter

 

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M Mighty Millers!

 

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N - Net, between the posts!

 

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O Open Goal (that seem to be easily missed!)

 

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P - Penalty - I wonder if we will get our share?

 

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I wonder if we have someone who can score one!


Q Quick goals - think we need one on Saturday

 

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R - Referees - no comment!

 

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S Substitues - for some reason Warney likes to wait until the hour mark to put them on

 

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T - Trainer - don't think they exist anymore, used to run on with the cold wet sponge if anyone was injured, whatever the injury was!!