Do any of you puffs fancy a proper fight? You're all giving it large offering each other out but it's all posturing. In reality, you're all a bunch of soft cocked chicken livered ponces. On the other hand I'm a hard lad from Blaydon.
This is an invitation to you all. Anyone who thinks they're hard enough, I'll have you. Bring your fathas, your lasses, your mates, anyone. I'll gladly kick your head in, in front of your bird. I am going to wait in my back garden for the whole of this morning. No excuses I'm going now and I'm waiting. I'm the skinny, speccy, baldy bloke. Come on then, you bunch of homms. Let's see if you're as hard as you make out. I'm waiting.
This is an invitation to you all. Anyone who thinks they're hard enough, I'll have you. Bring your fathas, your lasses, your mates, anyone. I'll gladly kick your head in, in front of your bird. I am going to wait in my back garden for the whole of this morning. No excuses I'm going now and I'm waiting. I'm the skinny, speccy, baldy bloke. Come on then, you bunch of homms. Let's see if you're as hard as you make out. I'm waiting.