JamTomorrow
Vital Youth Team
I stole off another site, I have tidied the spelling and grammar up enough to make it readable :)
Why is it that people say `I slept like a Baby` When Babies Wake up Every 2 Hours.?
If a deaf person goes to Court is it Still a Hearing.?
Why do Banks Charge on `Insufficient Funds` When they know there's not enough.?
Why do People believe you When you say there are 4 Billion Stars, BUT check when you say the Paint is Wet.?
Why are do they use Sterilized Needles for Death by Lethal Injection.?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a Beard.?
Why does Superman Stop Bullets with his Chest, BUT ducks when you throw a Gun at him.?
Why do Kamikaze Pilots wear Safety Helmets.?
Whose idea was it to put an `S` in the word Lisp.?
We no the Speed of Light, But what's the Speed of darkness.?
Are there specially reserved parking spaces for `Normal` people at the Special Olympics.?
If the temperature outside today is Zero, And its going to be Twice as Cold tomorrow, How Cold Will it Be.?
If its true we're here to help others, What are the Others doing Here.?
How is it that we put man on the Moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put Wheels on luggage.?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings, And then put money in binoculars to look at the ground.?
Did you ever stop to Wonder.
Who was the First person to look at a Cow and Say, `I think I will squeeze those Pink dangly things and Drink what ever comes out.?
Who was the First person to say, `See that chicken I am going to eat the Next thing that comes out of its Bum`.?
Why do Toasters have a setting so high it burns the toast to a Horrible Crisp which NO human being would eat.?
Why is there a light in the Fridge, But not in the Freezer.?
Why do people point to their wrist when they ask for the time, But do not point to their bums when they ask where the toilet is.?
If corn oil is made from Corn, & vegetable oil is made from Vegetables, What is Baby oil made from.?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup.?
Have you ever noticed if you blow in a dogs face it gets mad, But if you take it in the car it sticks its head out the window.?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster.
And Finally,
Why oh Why do we press Harder on the Remote Control when we know that the Batteries are FLAT.?
Why is it that people say `I slept like a Baby` When Babies Wake up Every 2 Hours.?
If a deaf person goes to Court is it Still a Hearing.?
Why do Banks Charge on `Insufficient Funds` When they know there's not enough.?
Why do People believe you When you say there are 4 Billion Stars, BUT check when you say the Paint is Wet.?
Why are do they use Sterilized Needles for Death by Lethal Injection.?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a Beard.?
Why does Superman Stop Bullets with his Chest, BUT ducks when you throw a Gun at him.?
Why do Kamikaze Pilots wear Safety Helmets.?
Whose idea was it to put an `S` in the word Lisp.?
We no the Speed of Light, But what's the Speed of darkness.?
Are there specially reserved parking spaces for `Normal` people at the Special Olympics.?
If the temperature outside today is Zero, And its going to be Twice as Cold tomorrow, How Cold Will it Be.?
If its true we're here to help others, What are the Others doing Here.?
How is it that we put man on the Moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put Wheels on luggage.?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings, And then put money in binoculars to look at the ground.?
Did you ever stop to Wonder.
Who was the First person to look at a Cow and Say, `I think I will squeeze those Pink dangly things and Drink what ever comes out.?
Who was the First person to say, `See that chicken I am going to eat the Next thing that comes out of its Bum`.?
Why do Toasters have a setting so high it burns the toast to a Horrible Crisp which NO human being would eat.?
Why is there a light in the Fridge, But not in the Freezer.?
Why do people point to their wrist when they ask for the time, But do not point to their bums when they ask where the toilet is.?
If corn oil is made from Corn, & vegetable oil is made from Vegetables, What is Baby oil made from.?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup.?
Have you ever noticed if you blow in a dogs face it gets mad, But if you take it in the car it sticks its head out the window.?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster.
And Finally,
Why oh Why do we press Harder on the Remote Control when we know that the Batteries are FLAT.?