7 Things

The Fear

The Fear

A Wise Man (once sat next to him)
I’ve been told that I need to do this otherwise I think the universe might end or something.

7 things you probably don’t know about me..

1. I collect scars, I currently have 27” of them and am in double figures for operations.
2. I don’t dance, this is not negotiable.
3. Try to drag me up to sing karaoke and I will try to break your neck. I’m informed that legally I would be ok on this stance.
4. I’m not sure my legal advice is particularly sound.
5. I’m not smiling, it’s a grimace.
6. I try not to take life too seriously, none of us get out of it alive.
7. I don’t think it is how many times you get knocked down in life that is important, it’s how many times you get back up.
8. I don’t play by your rules, I play by mine!
 
7 things you probably don’t know about me..

1. I went to the shop yesterday to buy milk
2. I blew my nose 25 minutes ago
3. I went to bed at 23:15 last night
4. I'm wearing black socks
5. My balls are itching
6. I've never broken a typewriter
7. I'm not very good at these lists

 
1/ I think the detective's assistant on Murder in Paradise is absolutely gorgeous.

2/ I once missed a penalty at St Andrews.

3/ I went out with Midlands Today's presenter Joanne Malin for 4 months when I was 18.

4/ I played against the Australian Cricket team on their 1993 tour of England

5/ I have 44 cousins

6/ I am currently very busy at work.

7/ I once owned a 1/8th of a share in a racehorse that never came in the first 6 ever
 
1. I'm not actually watching Lazy Town. It's on the TV and I'm playing with my phone.

2. I've never been to the USA.

3. I've been to Vietnam 3 times.

4. I have scars but not 27. They are all the result of an active childhood.

5. I run my own business. It's great and it sucks at the same time.

6. I once stepped on my cousin's record of Barcelona by Queen and it broke. I kicked it under the piano and ran away.

7. My kids believe I invented cheese on toast.
 
The Fear - 27/1/2017 11:37

BodyButter - 27/1/2017 11:14


5. I run my own business. It's great and it sucks at the same time.
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I hear you on that one!
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Here's the other 6 that you appear to have not heard -

BodyButter - 27/1/2017 11:14

1. I'm not actually watching Lazy Town. It's on the TV and I'm playing with my phone.

2. I've never been to the USA.

3. I've been to Vietnam 3 times.

4. I have scars but not 27. They are all the result of an active childhood.

6. I once stepped on my cousin's record of Barcelona by Queen and it broke. I kicked it under the piano and ran away.

7. My kids believe I invented cheese on toast.
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1. I am left-handed.
2. I have a great-uncle who was the Catholic Bishop of Johannesburg.
3. I do not enjoy flying.
4. My maternal grandfather was a train driver.
5. I have had a short story published in the Birmingham Evening Mail (and got paid £5 for it).
6. I was once held at gunpoint when I walked into an office in the Jewellery Quarter in Birmingham where a wages snatch was in progress.
7. I have a condition called Gilbert's Syndrome.
 
1/ 3 out of 4 of my adult children are left handed which is very unusual
2/ I am known for my colourful clothing and maverick dressing
3/ My Paternal Grandfather from Ipswich also followed Villa. He was a gardener in service in The Midlands which is why
4/ My Paternal Grandmother was a cook in service at the same place as my Paternal Grandfather. This is how they met. She had their eldest child out of wedlock and was in a workhouse, as my Paternal Grandfather had gone to war
5/ I have 17 tattoo's at the last count
6/ I met Mr KK on the mobile internet
7/ The 7th piece of information about me I am not allowed to announce yet and will get the go ahead to in the next week or so (Stay belted in. It's worth waiting for. Well I think so anyway)
 
7 things you probably don’t know about me..

1. I am 6' 2" tall
2. I have a heavy cold
3. I passed my driving test on 13 July 1992 in Leamington Spa
4. I've just had chicken soup for lunch
5. Only one of my grandparents were British - Latvia, Poland and Romania complete the set
6. I think Mr Bean is the unfunniest thing in the history of time
7. I've never danced with devil in the pale moonlight
 
7 things
Although you know a few of them
1) I've appeared as the subject of a story on the front page of the Sun
2) I went to school with the guy who took the main role in the stage version of the Lion King
3) I scored the winner in the Villa Cup at Villa park and the same person as above was in the side at centre half
4) I was once offered the role of country manager for my company in Hong Kong. (The branch didn't open in the end)
5) I have broken my nose 4 times
6) I need some new shoes
7) I have had an argument with Sir Cliff Richard (who is an absolute tosser)
 
7 things about me and my ambidextrousness. This is all 100% true.

1- I am left handed.
2-I write left handed and use cutlery left handed
3-I play racquet sports left handed.
4- I play golf right handed.
5- I bat right handed,
6-I bowl right handed
7-I throw left handed.

As its only 7 i am unable to confirm which hand i masturbate with :17:
 
Trekker - 28/1/2017 05:40

7 things
Although you know a few of them
1) I've appeared as the subject of a story on the front page of the Sun
2) I went to school with the guy who took the main role in the stage version of the Lion King
3) I scored the winner in the Villa Cup at Villa park and the same person as above was in the side at centre half
4) I was once offered the role of country manager for my company in Hong Kong. (The branch didn't open in the end)
5) I have broken my nose 4 times
6) I need some new shoes
7) I have had an argument with Sir Cliff Richard (who is an absolute tosser)
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Very interesting. What did you do to get on the front page of The Sun and what did you argue with Sir Cliff about?
 
1. I moved to America without a job and searched for one when I got here, I had never been to the America before this.
2. The Pantheon in Rome is only thing I have seen that has genuinely taken my breath away
3. When I was put to sleep for my ACL surgery my doctor couldnt believe how easy it was dislocate my knee but even more shocked that I had zero damage to any other ligaments or tendons except the ACL. Everything should have been blown according to him.
4. I am currently trying to read Ulysses
5. I had my first sensory deprivation tank experience on Wednesday gone
6. If its reasonably realistic to walk somewhere I will always walk instead of any other options
7. I was born in July and have a silly affinity for the number 7 because of this
 
CDX_EIRE - 28/1/2017 16:36

2. The Pantheon in Rome is only thing I have seen that has genuinely taken my breath away.
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I've never been to Rome, definitely on the bucket list.

The Cristo Redentor statue in Rio is my entry in this category, and the view across Rio from the Corcovado mountain where the statue is sited. Amazing. 12 years since I went, remember it as vividly as if it were yesterday.

I love moments like that in life.
 
1. I have a tattoo of the Rolling Stones emblem (the tongue), but the twat tattooed it the wrong way round and I never noticed until someone told me.
2. My great great grandfather is and always will be the longest serving police officer in this country and has a tree in his honour at Alrewas Memorial Arberetum.
3.I once dived off the top board at the swimming baths and my trunks came off.
4.I have been to France about 100 times
5.I don`t like Mondays or cricket
6.I was once thrown into the back of a Police van at a Villa match which was full of Leeds fans
7.I survived.
 
Clubpaver - 28/1/2017 16:47

1. I have a tattoo of the Rolling Stones emblem (the tongue), but the twat tattooed it the wrong way round and I never noticed until someone told me.
2. My great great grandfather is and always will be the longest serving police officer in this country and has a tree in his honour at Alrewas Memorial Arberetum.
3.I once dived off the top board at the swimming baths and my trunks came off.
4.I have been to France about 100 times
5.I don`t like Mondays or cricket
6.I was once thrown into the back of a Police van at a Villa match which was full of Leeds fans
7.I survived.
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Are you sure you are not a hologram Club? I mean would you know? :10: BTW what did you do so wrong to get thrown in with Leeds supporters? I mean it had to be bad for that surely :10:
 
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