7 Things You Probably Don't Know About Me

The Fear

The Fear

A Wise Man (once sat next to him)
Something that is doing the rounds on facebook that I thought would make a good thread here.


I’ve been told that I need to do this otherwise I think the universe might end or something.

7 things you probably don’t know about me..

1. I collect scars, I currently have 27” of them and am in double figures for operations.
2. I don’t dance, this is not negotiable.
3. Try to drag me up to sing karaoke and I will try to break your neck. I’m informed that legally I would be ok on this stance.
4. I’m not sure my legal advice is particularly sound.
5. I’m not smiling, it’s a grimace.
6. I try not to take life too seriously, none of us get out of it alive.
7. I don’t think it is how many times you get knocked down in life that is important, it’s how many times you get back up.
8. I don’t play by your rules, I play by mine!
 
And James06 who got me to do one...

7 things you probably don't know about me.
1. I was a semi finalist on junior master chef in 1989
2. I once had to split up a fight between diarmud Gavin and cliff Parisi (minty off eastenders)
3. I had to buy bonnie Langford a new trapeze (saying no more)
4. I lead a team of sas soldiers in the release of Norman kember.
5. I fought and beat sickle cell anaemia.
6. I turned down the role of Mr darcy in pride and prejudice II, because they wouldn't let me go fully nude.
7. I have a tendency to bullshit.
 
1.I am not Norwegian
2.I am a personal friend of celebrity Aston Villa fan, Jonathan Fear (when I say friend, I use the term loosely, one has to be careful of whom one associates with you know).
3.My father was a swimming teacher, in Birmingham, for such a long time that he actually taught a good number of his swimming teacher colleagues to swim when they were kids.
4.I earn a lot more money than most of you and yet still probably have less than many.......that's just the it is in Norway - it's expensive here.
5.I have not met The Queen
6.I spend too much time on here and on Facebook
7.I have a somewhat ironic amount of body hair considering how little I have on my head.

 
1/ I was born in Marlborough, Wiltshire. My Father was in the RAF
2/ I was ginger when I was born, which turned white blonde in the sun in Cyprus.
3/ I have not been ginger since, Cyprus
4/ I have written my memoirs to make sense of my life
5/ My Granddad on my Father side was also a Villa supporter, as well as my maternal Mom side who were all Villa. this is strange cos my Grandfather lived in Suffolk
6/ I was a Brownie :15:
7/ I have thought of one so I am editing: My Grandma dabbled in the black market in WW2 and My great Uncle Bert turned the family business over to arms and ammunition in the 2nd world war whilst the others were off fighting and ran off to Brighton with the profits after the war
 
1. I met my wife when I was 14, Im 57 this year and have been married 37 years.
2. I have worked in the same place for over 36 years.
3. I used to play a bugle in the Boys Brigade Band.
(well Skip said it was a Bugle I was blowing)
4. I firmly believe child abusers should be killed.
5. I enjoy playing guitar.
6. I love spending time with my family, kids n grandkids.
7. It is my one single hope in life to see the Aston Villa Captain lift the FA Cup.


 
1. I was hit by a car when I was 8 and only managed a chipped tooth and bloody nose... Some people dont think I should be alive because of that...

2. I started off supporting United because my oldest brother did and I love Eric Cantona... My Other bro rescued me at age 8 and I started supporting Villa or maybe the car knocked sense into me...

3. I lived in Birmingham briefly for 7 months for college and loved it...

4. My Dad actually supports West Brom which is bizarre...

5. I had amazing blonde hair until I was 8/9 and when it got cut short it went much darker... I wish I had the blonde back!

6. I really have no idea what to do with my life, I am staring down 3 pathways and I do not know what to do...

7. Given the rise of technology and fast changes taking place in the world, I believe many of our politicians should be shown the door they dont understand this world anymore...
 
1. I have a great-uncle (now deceased) who was the RC Bishop of Johannesburg.
2. I was born with tuberculosis.
3. The first girl I ever kissed was called Jean.
4. I am left-handed.
5. Like CDX, my late Dad supported the Baggies.
6. I once bought Fear a birthday gift. (I think I'm mentioned in his will.)
7. I have not paid for a haircut since 28th September 1968.
 
1/ My Dad is one of 13 , my mom is an only child.

2/ I have 44 cousins

3/ My sister married a vicar.

4/ My Dad has written a book about his childhood

5/ My paternal grandfather owned a hardware shop , but lost it in a game of cards.

6/ I once had a share in a racehorse.

7/ One of our ancestors was deported to Australia for smuggling
 
1) My Mum was a Tottenham Hotspur fan
2) My Great,great Grandad was and always will be the longest serving Police Officer in England and there is a tree planted in his memory at Alrewas.
3) I`ve been to France well over a 100 times.
4) I`ve never grown a beard
5) I used to ride a motorbike
6) If you put peas on my dinner plate,I will end your life.
7) I used to be in love with Sabrina from Charlie`s Angels.(and I`m sure she would have loved me too,if only we`d met ).
 
Clubpaver - 27/1/2015 20:57


7) I used to be in love with Sabrina from Charlie`s Angels.(and I`m sure she would have loved me too,if only we`d met ).
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I genuinely think me and Jennifer Lawerence would be happy together but my lust for Emily Ratajkowski might be too much for her...
 
1) I'm so likely to catch yellow fever I'm unable to travel to places where it's still found.
2) I can't pronounce the town name Immingham.
3) I once ran a mile in just a fraction over four minutes.
4) I've been asked to stand as a Conservative Town Councillor.
5) I can blow perfectly formed bubbles off my tongue, that float away.
6) I have an IQ of 150 as measured by a Mensa test.
7) I never learnt to read properly until after I left school, with no qualifications.
 
1. I have no tattoos.
2. I played Chess for Birmingham as a school boy.
3. I used to drink with Ben Elton in West Hampstead. He wasnt that funny in real life either.
4. I once told Randy he was the greatest living American, he blushed. I know, I should be ashamed of myself, and i am.
5. Hooooolier leaving was my very own exclusive scoop, thanks to loudmouth General Krulak. Cheers Chuck, made my day.
6. I got married in Phoenix, Arizona. I didnt bother with the Grand Canyon, I was too busy.
7. I have played at Villa Park. As did my brother.
 
1) i got into the police but stupidly carried on with teaching (idiot).
2) my partner is half polish.
3) my great uncle played for liverpool and portsmouth, my dad had trials at villa. I am not very good at all in comparison.
4) I have saved well over 100 wild animals from dying.
5) I used to ride horses which i did for 13 years. I competed.
6) i look back through history and i hate myself for certain periods of my life.
7) my cousin was the 'did she just shake her tic tacs at me' advert man.
 
1. I was to be named Ian, but following the death of my Uncle Ian, I was named Stephen Ian Duckham instead, but because my initials would ave been SID, I had a James injected in there (I tell people it's Icarus Judas).
2. I played pool for Cornwall, I have also played 2 former world champions in competition and once told Mark Selby, the current world snooker champion (former world pool champion and only player ever to win both) to get out of the photo we were posing for, he thought I was being serious and apologised, lol, nice guy., I also got close to making a century at snooker, breaking down on 94 :(.
3. Seve Ballesteros once walked past me and it was the most awe inspiring moment I have witnessed, yes, some people are gods in our heads.
4. I was an unplanned child.
5. I have 3 ginger cats, my dad is ginger, my nephew is ginger and I love ginger nut biscuits!
6. I have had two hole in ones at golf, my dad witnessed my first as he stood on the next tee watching us play up.
7. I am a qualified chef and was runner up in the junior Cornish fish chef (1999) competition serving a smoked haddock consomme with poached quails eggs for starters, and a grilled (cant honestly remember the fish) with a honey and mustard glaze, I still use the Global knife I won today. I was also the chef of the year on my course, I retired in 2000.....
 
1. My dad was from Belfast and played for Glenavon.
2. I was not born in Belfast and did not play for Glenavon as I was pretty rubbish at football after the age of about 13.
3. I also played the bugle in the Boys Brigade as a kid (I was also pretty rubbish at that).
4. I used to play drums well and earned some money at it. (But now I am also rubbish at that).
5. I got drunk a few times with the singer and guitarist from Metallica. (I was quite good at that).
6. I have lived and worked in many dodgy countries (I was pretty good at not getting killed).
7. I have a very beautiful wife who is far too good for me (I am very happy about that).

 
1)I've scored the winner in the Villa Cup at Villa Park, beating Gary Shaws team and Brendon Ormsbys en route.
2) I've played cricket against Wasim Akram (he was playing for Aston Unity in Birmingham League)
3) I've had plastic surgery twice
4) I've was on Radio One with Lee Brillaux of Dr Feelgood and went out on the town with him after
5) I have been on the front page of The Sun.
6) I had an argument with Cliff Richard in a shoe shop in Australia
7) cheese makes me vomit.
 
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