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  1. Woanz

    Gentleman, no standing please!

    https://www.nottinghamforest.co.uk/news/2024/february/26/club-statement--persistent-standing/?fbclid=IwAR00gNvrKJ2ijbbzZWRPHZX_PrRSXGOucJeGEmYCQ9U5K68QbzqONYIA_go_aem_AZaAF228_j2C5i-biLeCfdqV6A2mDCIwaLZDzeXXOixGMIdbZ-PgZ2C_kZaW5LNdAjA&mibextid=K35XfP FFS crackdown incoming. Bring back the...
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    West Ham fan comments

    Oi oi, There’s 61 pages on a vile, vile forum called knees up mother brown FFS dirty Cockney bastards, they mostly moan about how Tom they are gereatcha be lucky oi oi, they do at least acknowledge that it was a penalty & that VAR is Stoke on Trent Elanga and Awoniyi is something I'm not...
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    Forest Vs Spurs match Fred sponsored by Injury Lawyerz 4U

    Tottenham is a suburb of Norf Landan twinned with the Yagshid district of Mogadishu They beat us in the fa cup final in 1991 thanks to some terrible refereeing, how times change, in the time since then we’ve finished 3rd in the PL & various other things have occurred….. whilst they have...
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    Look South

    Word down here is Daniel McKorley the Ghanaian billionaire is looking at buying Nottingham Forest https://mobile.ghanaweb.com/GhanaHomePage/business/Business-mogul-Daniel-McKorley-expresses-interest-in-buying-Nottingham-Forest-1859525 Personally I am calm but nervous about the whole thing...
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    Gibz Whitez

    They shomehow getz a pasz but they do fuck all from set piecez consistently utter shit all game & they cost £50 million poundz. All the fingering in earz doesn’t make up for that. Therez plenty of scapegoatz on thiz vile, vile forum but somehow Gibbz iz immune from thiz
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    The FA Cup 3rd round draw Fred sponsored by 1869

    So it’s the 3rd round draw tonight for the FA cup Decent run last season only stopped by LiVARpool but then we got some revenge this season. Forest will be ball number 29 draw taking place from 7pm with Forest rightly restored as a scalp rather than a team looking for an upset. With the...
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    Forest Vs Bournemouth Match Fred (PMSL) Sponsored by the Met Office

    So it’s Bournemouth but at a proper ground not a collection of Sunday league portacabins, plus we aren’t dealing with many injury issues so there’s every chance we might actually get a game. as well as not being played in a shit ground, let’s hope there’s actually half a chance we don’t get a...
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    Forest Vs Spurs Match Fred sponsored by Roger Milford

    So it’s St Jeremy of Corbyn’s least favourite team, Spurs, which will bring back memories of the 1991 FA Cup final. Some the most disgraceful referees decisions that not only cost us the final but probably ruined Gaza’s career as well because if the first chest high kick had actually been...
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    Forest Vs Grimsby Match Fred (PMSL) Sponsored by changing the whole 11

    Normally in these Fred’s I slag off the place a bit everyone knows about Grimsby it’s shit, it’s Doncastershire on sea really. They did used to fish but now prefer heroin & Nigel Farage, both of which don’t really help in the long term. the main famous person I can see being from Grimsby is...
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    Forest Vs Everton match Fred (PMSL) sponsored by our many guidebooks to championship away grounds

    So it’s Everton this weekend ladz. I’m not writing about the pitch invasion in the all Merseyside FA cup final after fences were taken down as a mark of respect or any of the Bucharest banners their friends & half & half scarf brothers have made, it’s really time for everyone to move on & the...
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    Forest Vs West Ham sponsored by …….. Match Fred (PMSL)

    Oi oi geretcha ya facking Berkshire hunts it’s facking West Am, av a butchers at this, knees up Marva brown oi oi be lucky. West Ham according to their pots & pans anyway won the World Cup in 1966, which is sort of odd as they’ve actually won fuck all. They do have some famous hospital porters...
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    Huddersfield relegation Fred (PMSL)

    Not the most important thing we’ve ever dealt with as they aren’t even the most famous team in West Yorkshire but they are the most miserable bitter mardy bunch of ***** outside of Derbyshire. they took exception to my match Fred (PMSL) last season as well the sex offending bunch of *****...
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    Forest Vs Liverpoo Match Fred (PMSL) Sponsored by P&O Ferries

    So it’s finally here, Forest have not been this far in the FA cup since the Halcyon days of 1996, the Gallagher’s performing at Knebworth, a boxer called Tyson dominating the press coverage of boxing, England going into a football tournament with high expectations after a penalty shootout loss...
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    Forest Vs QPR Match Fred (PMSL) sponsored by Charlie Austin’s dad carrying revolving boxes of Umbro training gear on the strip of land.

    So it’s QPR, they have at least actually won something, since the second world war. They won the league cup once. They also made the FA cup final. They’ve only ever won once at the WFCG. One of the worst records in English football. On the point of the record; Games won: 33 Games drawn: 23...
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    Ryan Yatez

    So despite the criticism from the usual snertz, at least until recently when they’ve been quiet Word down here is Yatez has signed a new conetract & will now be here until 2025.
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    Forest Vs Reading Match Fred (PMSL) sponsored by Petrol Prices

    Let’s start with the most important thing the name Reading which reads wrong if you’re reading it should be spelt Redding & it should also be in Barkshire not Berkshire FFS they could of (owd Mappz) thought of this spelling & pronunciation ages ago. So it’s Reading, this is the hardest match...
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    Forest Vs Huddersfield Match Fred (PMSL) sponsored by 1990’s nostalgia cup runs

    Huddersfield is famous for being near Leeds, so much like when the sheep fans go on holiday or meet someone from somewhere else & explain where they are from, they always have to mention their bigger more illustrious neighbours. Huddersfield itself was built on a plague pit & is famous for...
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    Forest Vs Blunts match Fred (PMSL) sponsored by Carlos Tevez

    Do we ever play away games on a Saturday at 3? Still at least if this one is called off with only a few hours notice our fans won’t have set off. So let’s never forget their second best ever player behind Tony Currie who is let’s be honest a bit shit as well, is Brian Deane….. dearie dearie...
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    Forest Vs Bristol City match Fred (PMSL) sponsored by Lubov Chernukhin’s donations

    So as long as a Parkinson’s riddled old white man & a dementia sufferer who can’t even remember where he is never mind what colour anyone is can restrain themselves from sniffing little children or getting their tits out on horse back, or more importantly from all out war temporarily we should...
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    Forest Vs Nob End (ROFL) match Fred (PMSL) sponsored by AFC Bournemouth HSE

    We play Preston in a game that could well get called off because of the weather. It’s going to be cold windy & raining. Can’t mention PNE without a mention of the KING who got us both to play off semifinals I would make some very obvious personal accusations about Mark Lawrenson as well but I...
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