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    Our fans, the sheep

    How do lads not been on for a while. I wasnt at the lady match of the season but I hear the atmosphere was loud and proud. Kids with banners, constant Rafa songs, great buzz and all with a watching mike Ashley. Rafa says after the match he'd like to stay, but on his terms. In doing so, the...
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    Tino

    Dressed as a dinosaur, on his horse, which is kicking a giant football. I kid you not. Toony or bob stick a link up please? I'm too rubbish.
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    FAO Non - league football fans

    http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/sep/10/clapton-ultras-anti-fascist-essex-senior-league-football I came across this piece by accident. Wouldn't it be nice if we could have something like this in the North East? Reminds me a bit of what OL was on about last season. Well done the...
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    Top 8 now the Target

    Great to see that we are not pissing about with the goal of top 10 anymore. Our far sighted over reaching goal is now top 8!! At this rate of improvement we will be looking to win the league, by my maths, by 2043. I will be 73 so there's still a chance. :7: :70:
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    Att: office monkey

    As rivière seems to have missed the mighty target of 15, by some 14 goals, I reckon I might owe your student dope smoking fund a £20 donation. Pm me your bank details and I'll sort you out. Remembered spend it wisley :7:
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    The snip

    So I'm lying on a hospital bed waiting to be taken down for a vasectomy. Yep I took the cowards' way out and opted to be knocked out for it. I'm bored shitless and fucking starving. Manxmag's days of procreating will be officially over in about 2 hours. And I wil also have sore bollocks. :54:
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    A fight

    Do any of you puffs fancy a proper fight? You're all giving it large offering each other out but it's all posturing. In reality, you're all a bunch of soft cocked chicken livered ponces. On the other hand I'm a hard lad from Blaydon. This is an invitation to you all. Anyone who thinks...
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    New York City

    I am off there with the family in two weeks. They range from 5 - 14 years old (excluding the wife of course.) What should we do? I've been before in summer of 1992 when I was a young, skint student. I went up the Empire State Building, drank a lot, smoked a lot of strong weed and visited the...
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    Sports brands

    Trying to buy sports gear without benefitting the slug like southern parasite is pretty difficult these days. As well as boycotting sports direct, I know not to touch puma, karrimor, slazenger - I think -and Lonsdale. Which others do I need to avoid? I am specifically talking sports clobber...
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    The Paper Lads

    Anyone remember this kids' classic from the 70s? As is usual with me, I remembered it being cutting edge Tyneside drama so I gladly bought the boxset. There's wobbly sets, ropey acting and a few mixed up north east accents. As an example of the quality of the writing, the safe-robbers in...
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    Attention piemag

    Did that half marathon on Sunday mate in 1.56. Still finished well down the field. Full of serious runners. There were no pink panthers, teddy bears, scooby doos, nothing! Delighted with the time though - 19 minutes off my personal best! :7:
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    Dilemma

    This is all hypothetical of course. Just suppose you had an away ticket for the last match of the season. You hate touts with a passion. they are the scum of the earth. You are aware that your team will most likely get humped by a cricket score and the tickets are going for somewhere upwards...
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    Gatesheed

    Best of luck to them in their play-off bid and likely to be the only Tyneside team I will watch on my future jaunts 'home'. It would be great if they qualified for the league and bad timing for Ashley as it prevents folk from having to 'gan shopping with their lass' and gives us a real...
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    Great north runners: idea

    How many from here are actually doing it? I am for the first ever time and looking forward to it. Anyway is there any anti Ashley publicity we could get going on the day, hopefully getting something on telly? What about Maoc t shirts, maybe approaching the Chron, maybe designing our own t...
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    Cancelling Season Ticket

    If there is anyone left who posts or reads the posts on here, the deadline to cancel is THIS FRIDAY so get writing. Miss this and you're tied in for another season. Has to be by letter or an email to Boxoffice@nufc.co.uk. I previously thought it was end of Februray but seemingly not.
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    Ozzies crap at cricket?

    96 for 6. I have been waiting for years for this. All those horrible Ashes humpings and now they know what it feels like. I always thought it was down to mindset, training techniques and facilities but no. It seems as if it's down to how good the blokes are who are coming through. LOng...
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    Are these f***wits still doing this?

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-23267038 Really? 323 years of winding up catholics by marching about with flutes and sashes. Isn't about time they moved on?
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    Tynwald day

    Manx national holiday tomorrow. I get the day off in the sunshine. One of the few benefits of living on this rock. Every individual is formally allowed to go and personally vent their spleen directly to the Manx government on a carved out hill. I don't think I'll bother.
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    Legal smokes

    Anyone tried any of the latest ones? I bought one called dutchy and it's seriously mental. Approximately 1000 as strong as the stuff they used to sell in the students' union. If you try it, go easy gents.
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    Game of Thrones

    Can't believe I am the first to mention this. If you haven't watched last night's episode yet, don't read on. Even though I have read the books twice, I still wasn't prepared for that. Shocking brutality and brilliantly done. Heartbreaking even though I expected it. Fuck knows what the...
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