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  1. Platypus

    Summer Transfer Window 2024

    Why the fuck would we try and help Chelsea balance the books? Cucarella will be an expensive fee, expensive wages and he's looked wonky. Not the kind of player I'm expecting us to sign.
  2. Platypus

    Other Clubs News Discussion Thread 2

    Liverpool never properly replaced Mane, but how could you, the guy was phenomenal.
  3. Platypus

    Aston Villa v Chelsea, Sat 27 April, 8pm

    I would put McGinn on man-marking duties with Palmer and hopefully leave Douggie free to play forward more (and give less free kicks away near the penalty area!), but of course Emery is an elite level football tactician and I am regularly out-flanked playing Hungry Hippos, so obviously I'll...
  4. Platypus

    Other Clubs News Discussion Thread 2

    Money please
  5. Platypus

    Other Clubs News Discussion Thread 2

    Who knows whether he'd have stayed if Emery was already here and if he'd have the right attitude to push on here with the other younger players. In hindsight, leaving Villa with Gerrard at the helm isn't totally not understandable but he's managed to get out of one clown car into a much bigger...
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    Aston Villa v Chelsea, Sat 27 April, 8pm

    We need to be wary of Chelsea as they do have the ability to click (seemingly by luck rather than judgement) but I expect Emery to have a strong plan for them after they spanked us in the cup.
  7. Platypus

    The Unai Emery Thread

    The skin on my left arm is like leather now as I keep on having to pinch myself so often.
  8. Platypus

    The Morgan Rogers Thread

    The 2-touch, turn and pass he did to put Ollie through looked effortless,
  9. Platypus

    Aston Villa v Bournemouth. Sunday 21st April 15.00 hrs K.O

    The comparisons are clear but I'd love to see them in the same side on top form. Defenders would rightly shit their pants with those two running at them.
  10. Platypus

    The Ezri Konsa Thread

    The little dink off Solanke's toe just as he was about to shoot was so smooth.
  11. Platypus

    The Ezri Konsa Thread

    He's so wasted at right back it hurts. I understand why we have to play him there a lot of the time but I can't wait until he's permanently back where he belongs.
  12. Platypus

    The Ezri Konsa Thread

    Thanks, I needed a laugh
  13. Platypus

    The Unai Emery Thread

    The question is, which club bigger than us would give Emery the level of control he has here? I'm struggling to think of one. What he's done for us is extraordinary but also what we've done for him is equally extraordinary.
  14. Platypus

    The Emi Martinez Thread

    Lol. Or should that be l'ol?
  15. Platypus

    Europa Conference League 2023/4

    I shouldn't still be thinking about the ref's performance but it was so horrendously bad I think it's just going to be how I remember this game. A yellow card everytime the crowd shouted basically. Encroached and moved in the peripheral vision of multiple penalty takers. Booked Emi for asking...
  16. Platypus

    Europa Conference League 2023/4

    Feckin Greeks!
  17. Platypus

    The Emi Martinez Thread

    Glad you mentioned Kahn especially as Martinez had that "weight" or "aura" you just don't see so much anymore. He affects a game so much even when he's not making saves but through just being on the pitch.
  18. Platypus

    Europa Conference League 2023/4

    Guardian: "That thing you like is bad, actually"
  19. Platypus

    Europa Conference League 2023/4

    That's not shithousing though is it? That's a ref absolutely out of control
  20. Platypus

    Europa Conference League 2023/4

    He asked a ball boy for a ball
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