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    FA cup replays - gone

    Bubble & Squeaky Bum Time
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    Monday joke (ng)

    This must end, full stop! On an unrelated topic, when I met my girlfriend we had 3 glorious weeks of almost endless sex. Then nothing happened for the next week, period!
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    Wet shave blades, n/g

    If you've already tried this, ignore! Get a small, almost tiny amount of soap and wipe over the mirror before you turn the shower on. I'm pretty sure I've done this after the mirror has steamed up and it has cleared it.
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    X1 v Wombles?

    4-4-2 Mahoney and Hawkins up front, Clark and Malone on the left, J Williams and Hutton on the right. Give Ogie some time to calm down.
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    LUNCH

    Maybe puddle water from the days the dockyard refitted nuclear submarines. Can anyone remember radiation shadows on the back of the old Rainham End?
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    January transfer rumours

    George Blurry is way too old for a comeback. Looked very wrinkly on the Ipswich/Maidstone coverage.
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    Queens Head Stonecutters

    Canoe or dinghy? Which one?
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    Starting line up v MK?

    I think we can say there’s a pair of tits vying for the right\wing-back position.
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    Malone

    The cracks were caused by a subsidence of form. Whether it was a drain or shrinkage of mental health, I don't know, but we all need to underpin, rather than undermine him.
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    Football Focus

    There's a bit in Noel Coward's WWII film, In Which We Serve where they provide Ordinary Bovril and Sherry. Tried it, tasted a bit like Rice Wine. from about 1:19:12
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    Turning a team round.

    There are very few roads where a coach can turn a team around with a three-point turn. Normally have to back down a cul-de-sac before the team is facing the opposite direction.
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    The Crown - Gills related

    Or they sell everything in quarter pints.
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    Heating

    Keep those doors closed though otherwise the heat will flow into the unheated rooms.
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    Even harder to know who to vote for - n/g

    If you type bullshit and my name you get everything I've ever posted.
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    Suella Braverman (n/g)

    I was gonna say, Buddha thinks the best place they come from is Hendon. (Just joking Buddha). :)
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    Suella Braverman (n/g)

    Obviously Cammy is ready to receive this time.
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    Suella Braverman (n/g)

    Indeed. Like Lord Adonis in the last Labour government?
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    Andy Hessenthaler

    I’m hoping to lose my virginity soon… wait, sorry… wrong thread.
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    FA Cup round 1 draw.

    Went there this year (well, camping nearby). You have a Jacobean house, the cathedral and cider museum (with a try before you buy tasting!) I think the Bangles wrote a song about the place with an unfavourable view. “It’s just another Mappa Mundi”.
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