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I don't know about everyone else's household, but if my wife goes to the toilet in the middle of the night, she doesn't lock the door, ever, only reason she would is if we were arguing, so guilty in my book

My head fills like a junk shop In desperate need of repair The path of least resistance leads to the Garbage heap of despair……. ……I think I'd better get back in bed

All desires have been denied to put me in this state of mind Another year older and what have I done My aspirations have shriveled in the sun I'm crippled by guilt Blinded by science I've been waiting for tomorrow all of my life

You've been read like an open book Page by page You'll never tell anyone your inner thoughts again You were taken in By a heart of fools gold Now you're drifting in circles In the depths of your soul

Read them all, 'Trainspotting' is brilliant as is 'Glue' and 'Marabou Stork Nightmares', 'Porno' is ok, 'Acid House', 'Ecstasy' and 'If you liked School, you'll love Work' are all worth reading if you are a fan, I liked less 'Crime','Filth' and 'Bedroom Secrets of a Master Chef', they are still...

Well I'm certainly not travelling to Bulgaria to give to a beggar, even if he has done a sterling job

Dunno what your talking about, but I presume this is something my wife does fairly regularly, now you come to mention it, the bed covers do seem to be different colours sometimes :69:

Ha, that clears that up then, far too many trips to be worth it, convenience is essential on a family holiday, I know I'd be hiring the car, just occurred to me it might be close if you weren't doing a lot of trips when you got here. We are off to Ireland for 2 weeks soon on a family seeing trip...

That is a lot, but you have to factor the petrol you will be spending on top of your hire car cost, when making a comparison, if you spend £100 on petrol added to your £600 hire cost and you could get taxi to do the round trip for £500, that leaves you £200 for the other taxi trips and no...

It would be interesting to know what your entire taxi bill would be for the whole trip if you took a taxi from Heathrow to Solihull and back and around your other holiday destinations

In a couple of weeks my 2 year old original Note (best purchase I have ever made) becomes my shiny new Note 3, so my recommendation would be a large smart phone and a laptop to cover every need

Surely a bird in the bush is worth two in the hand

I know fantastic unexpected present to be given on Thursday night

3-0 thanks for coming :70:

We didn't let our foot up off their throats, ground them into the dirt, overworked their bowlers, now Pattinson is out of series with stress fracture of back :66:

We only have 4 bowlers, it is bloody hot and the pitch is already turning like a Frenchman in a light skirmish, needed to bat now, bowl later. We are in the driving seat :184: and heading for win city

I think Aussies will struggle to get more than 600 over 2 innings, so get past 300 tomorrow, then close to 300 in our second innings and can't see anything but an England win :63:

Here is the rest of the days we shall be beating the Aussies this summer, then in October we go over there and do it all over again 18-22 2nd Test, Lord's (11:00 BST) August 1-5 3rd Test, Old Trafford (11:00 BST) 9-13 4th Test, Chester-le-Street (11:00 BST) 21-25 5th Test, The Oval...

Absolutely, only 2 kinds of people in this word. Those who understand cricket and those who don't like cricket

I can't imagine why people wouldn't want to watch everything I do :81: