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Wha would Max want with a condom?

RIP Ron. Well remembered and much admired centre forward, great header of the ball and brilliant target man, such great memories. Could do with you now. Only Pat Terry came anywhere near him as a header of a football

Gilles - ou en SW France. Nous sommes entre Toulouse et les Pyrenees. Oh and it's bloody hot here too. Took dog for walk earlier and it was 41C. Can't stand Pastis so it's a cold beer or two for me.

Question for ValenciaGill - what is expected temperature in Madrid today? Here in S of France it's already very hot and forecast to be in excess of 30 deg. If it's any higher there I don't envy the players or the fans! If it will be that high I expect a very slow tactical game.

Sign seen on rear of sewage emptying truck just about sums up all of them - "CAUTION MAY CONTAIN POLITICIANS"!

Living in France and having many Dutch, Italian + Spanish friends our discussions are centred on Brexit. Without exception they, ALL of them, say their countrymen are,on the whole, unhappy with the EU and if given the opportunity would wish to leave and regain their sovreignty. They're of the...

Had there been subs then I suspect one would have been Laura Sod

G58 - Utter shite - yes BUT conditions the same for both lots of utter shite

Even if convinced it was going wide any goalkeeper should ALWAYS cover all the options!

Been watching football for about 70 years and he was by far the best I've ever seen. RIP Banksie and thanks for the memories.

Remember him well: a no nonsense full back with short hair and even shorter shorts. Thank for the memories Denis and RIP.

Will not be a bit soggy after 10 days in boiling water?

Archie How does washing your nipples a few times stop them being rubbed by shirts and can I use that one on my missus when she complains about my stubble?

You could put money on it & win -it always happens

Stuff your repressive no cheating rules! You're not too fr wrong Jokerman, as there is a place in Devon called Yeo

Whenever things go wrong around here we blame our firend Miss Sod whose first name just happens to be Laura.

The Tom-Tom lady who never gets upset when we don't follow her directions. Oh & I mustn't forget TRUMP of course who provides hours of amusement and ribald comment.

My one small conslation is that my cricket match on Sunday will now go ahead Is that French Cricket?

Bring it on. It'll certainly life interesting for us Brits living in France if (and it's a BIG IF) we play them in the final. Lots of jolly (?) banter in the bars. Bring it on.