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Why did the baker have brown fingers? Because he needed a poo.

I was thinking I missed a line in his Christmas song!

That’s reasonable and also probably what they’ve been planning all along with this stunt.

I didn’t mind the direct football, particularly when we had an effective high press. He never got the midfield combinations right, but that seems to be a Gillingham thing. The interaction with fans was actually a strong point of his. But as others have said, his behaviour was beyond getting us...

I think he still has the best goals-to-minutes ratio of any of our strikers over these last few years! But let’s just take Joe’s quip for what it was, just a joke. A very good one too.

Poor Gills Horse must feel like he’s talking into the wind.

“I’ve heard rumours about Scally” “So have I” Fred Perry: “What I’ve heard is…” Other reputable people: “I’ve heard the same from good sources in the club” Here: “Oh my God, that Fred Perry is obsessed. Move on please” Tell me, who is the ‘voice of reason’ and who are the obsessed? Don’t...

Scally’s recently left his day-to-day role and has seemingly been ‘demoted’ from the vice president side of the matchday hospitality. The previous posts before Fred Perry’s response suggest the rumour’s been doing the rounds for a few days. 🧐🧐🧐

Fucking get in 👍 Credit to Jonny Williams and Mahoney after I’ve been calling for them to be binned.

Well we’ve got the Bennie, but sadly we’ve also got Hill.

I felt like the early wins under Harris this season were appalling to watch, but more importantly it felt like we won DESPITE the way we played. We created nothing yet flukes a goal, but knew before long our luck would run out. We have so far played ineffective hoofball and ineffective...

Failed to pay wages a while back, so were hit with a suspended points deduction which was due to expire in June. The FA/FL demanded an amount of money to be deposited in a specific account, which Morecambe failed to do. Well, technically they used this money to pay wages but didn’t replenish...

Immobile, no leadership and would be too grabby.

Ah but is it like drinking plum-flavoured engine oil? Or caramel or toffee-flavoured engine oil? They’re proper drinks! Titanic Plum Porter (particularly the grand reserve version) or Theakston’s Old Peculier. Cracking beers!

These are the groan-fest ‘jokes’ I open this thread for!

As usual I’d be happy with a lot of what I say below, but only if they’re not midweek! Fleetwood, Morecambe and Barrow are three awful trips. You can make a nice weekend (depending on where you stay!) but the travel is such a ballache. You only want so many ‘nice weekends’ too! Carlisle...

Ah ok, I saw the time of the incident being 3.20pm-odd, so put two and two together. I didn’t know how early into the game the messages were broadcast.

That could explain the coded messages being announced across the PA, that I could hear through the commentary. Horrid attack of someone so young and with a baby FFS. I don’t mean to trivialise the issue but overall my experiences of Bradford have been pleasant, despite the town being disliked...

He’s hinting at major changes. The self-serve taps are coming!