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Just read that their share price has plummeted by 70% and they have had data breach that affected 150m people so all not good at UA

Well i'll be fooked William Hills just doubled my winnings 13 Mar 18 / 14:28 Goodwill Gesture Manual Adjustment - Supreme Novices'' Double Winnings

Hope so, had him each way and in a double

Nice start with Summerville Boy at 9-1

I said to my wife the other day, “Why don’t you tell me when you have an orgasm?” She said “I don’t like to ring you when you’re at work!”

A policeman on a motorcycle pulls over a car. ‘What’s up?’ says the driver. ‘Your wife fell out the passenger door three miles back,’ says the policeman. ‘Thank goodness for that,’ says the driver. ‘I thought I’d gone deaf.’

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. You all have obsessions,' he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said, 'You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy.' He turned to the second Mom, Ann: 'Your...

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Lamb

Just watched Last Vegas, Robert Deniro, Morgan Freeman, good film some great one liners. Before that saw Birdman, bloody hard work, left after an hour.

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Its the ex bluenose Michael Johnson They are marketing it as a Villa v Blues evening (that's the nearest we will get to them hopefully)

Pity its not two ex villa players again but still will take a look

If anyone is interested there is a Q & A Session with Ian Taylor & Michael Johnson at Arden Hall, Castle Bromwich, Birmingham. Tickets are £10 and there is a a bar. Its Friday 10th May 2013 and starts at 7-30, if you want tickets call 0121 749 5089. Its put on in association with the Villa Old...

A major earthquake measuring 5.8 on the Richter scale, hit in the early hours of Tuesday morning. Epicentre: Barnsley, England News of the disaster was swiftly carried abroad by the towns 35000 racing pigeons, as victims were seen wandering around aimlessly muttering "fookinhell" and...

It was a biopic of Beatrice Potter, very cleaverly made with the addition of animation and a romantic ending, get the tissues out.

Miss Potter, great film no swearing, no sex.

What's the ideal weight for a mother-in-law? About 2.3 pounds including the urn. Was so depressed last night that I rang the Samaritans. Got through to a call centre in Pakistan. Told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane...... A black man takes a...

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively...

very funny Glensider, my type of humour