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What do you call a black man flying an aeroplane? A pilot you racist bastard! --------------------------------------------------------------------- What do you call a bluenose opening a bottle of champagne? A waiter

Dave returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Doreen that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and they made passionate love. Six hours later, Dave went to her again, and said, "Honey, now...