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Is that the first thing to go down on you since you sacked the young Thai boy who cleaned your pool? :18:

LOL I did mate and taking the piss out of myself, sometimes forget that not all my VV folk are also friends on FB! Just cancelled my second wedding in 2 years lol last engagement lasted 7 weeks before she regained her sight lol

LMFAO Clubpaver, you do not know how much you have just made me LOL thanks mate, I'll explain the joke if ever we meet.

yes of course it does, your input is invaluable as always! Does my avatar suit the advertisers, I mean it just someone's puppies now :-)

Does anyone remember how many times Del boy was engaged?

A Gentleman never tells! I find this a little disrespectful TBH, I have an engagement ring only worn for 6 weeks that would look good on her! :5:

metaphorically speaking, she's keen but after this evenings performance I think more training is required!

Potatoes and Veg but the stalks were to long on the broccoli, and Cauliflower and apparently the gravy was so weak her vegetables were doing back stroke to survive! I actually enjoyed mine.

I have just cooked a pork dinner and the wifes first comment is "this hasn't been cooked with Love". That's gratitude for you!

I will not be going to Crystal Palace or anywhere else in London any time soon.

LMAO I thought I would fit more into the able category!!!

Better than sitting at home all day and I will be able to pay my way, albeit modestly. It is in Leicester, I get sent to all the nicest places, to be honest there is an option in a years time to open a branch in Bristol, so some light at the end of what seems a very dark tunnel and it means i...

I have a new job to start next Monday. It is 150 miles from where i now live and pays 2/3 of my last salary which was 2/3 of the salary in the job before that which was 1/2 of what I earned in the job before that. they want me to work more hours than in my last 3 roles and have set me KPI...

Absolutely nothing, the local Cafe owner hates the English so why bother spending your money there.

Oh yea and seeing we are a multi cultural site:- Top o the Morning to the Irish G'day to the Australian's Have a nice day to the American's Bore da to the Pig Dogs Guten Morgen to the German's Aller sucer le pénis de votre mère to the french!

I can remember the days we used to bid each other "Good Morning", now we are to lazy or just don't really care for each other the way we used to. Life is getting more like marriage. Morning Feario and GOOD MORNING to the rest of you.

Yes I am in Wales, how much more punishment should a man take? lol

no feario, darling, you listen to me

Elvis has purchased the plane through a marshian dealer to go with the London bus he uses to get around the moon. Lord Lucan has given him lessons in a mock up they made from 2 kitchen chairs and a broom stale. This idea was not very well thought through as they forgot to build a landing strip...

Ian, Ian, Ian, Juan, Juan, YOUR NOT LISTENING!!!!!!!