How old is Apollyon?

[Apollyon]

What chap?

Not you, HIM

 

[Apollyon]

I thought Alf Garnet was dead too, but I see he’s now alive and voluble on here - but has had a satire/irony removal procedure. I preferred him when he wasn’t full-on gammon boomer

Loves a bit of Boom FM does Alf. Bohemian Rhapsody and anything from ABBA. None of that foreign gay muck

 

[AdebolaCornflakes]

Answer me you God forsaken piece of shit

It seems like I've posted this 1,000 times already and you still haven't got the picture, so let's try 1,001...

SHUT IT

 

[radfordinlondon]

What's everyone's plans today chaps?

I'm taking HER into Beeston later to try Beeston Social

Is the hop pole still there?

 

[radfordinlondon]

Not really chap, enjoy your day. You've been working hard lately and you deserve to blow off some steam

Oh no he doesn't

 

[radfordinlondon]

It seems like I've posted this 1,000 times already and you still haven't got the picture, so let's try 1,001...

SHUT IT

You forget he speaks mansfield and also understands SHURRUP

 

[radfordinlondon]

Loves a bit of Boom FM does Alf. Bohemian Rhapsody and anything from ABBA. None of that foreign gay muck

Speaking of which, does anyone else have their tops off?

 

[radfordinlondon]

Well its been great catching up with my best real life virtual mates

Bonjour

 

[AdebolaCornflakes]

Is the hop pole still there?

Yes chap, and still a shit hole

 

[AdebolaCornflakes]

Speaking of which, does anyone else have their tops off?

Oh yes chap, and bottoms too! Cracking

 

[AdebolaCornflakes]

Oh no he doesn't

Just how was your trip to the panto chap?

 

[radfordinlondon]

Yes chap, and still a shit hole

You've obviously been there

 

[radfordinlondon]

Just how was your trip to the panto chap?

Its behind me now chap

 

[Apollyon]

Is the hop pole still there?

What am I? Your tour guide?

 

[AdebolaCornflakes]

Its behind me now chap

ORF is going to love this when he next logs in chap, right up his street this sort of thing

 

[AdebolaCornflakes]

What am I? Your tour guide?

ANSWER HIM RADZ GOD DAMN IT YOU CRETIN

 

[AdebolaCornflakes]

By the way how's Mildred chap?

 

[AdebolaCornflakes]

By the way how's Mildred chap?

Wtf are you on about

 

[radfordinlondon]

What am I? Your tour guide?

Erm a shit one who isnt gonna get a tip

 

[radfordinlondon]

ORF is going to love this when he next logs in chap, right up his street this sort of thing

Oh no it isnt!