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Shouldn’t laugh

Been told there’s been a delay in construction of the house we’re having built god knows when it will be ready now

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So, a woman is in court for shoplifting. She pleads guilty, and the judge says 'what did you steal?'. 'A can of peaches, mi'lud', 'and how many peaches were there?'. She says 'Six'. The judge replies 'As you have co-operated, I am going to jail you for six days', at which the womans husband shouts out 'and she nicked a tin of peas as well..'
 
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On a recent trip to the United States , Tony Blair, Ex. Prime Minister of the UK and now U.N. Middle East Peace Envoy, addressed a major gathering of Native American Indians.
He spoke for almost two hours on his success in bringing about a lasting peace settlement amongst the warring nations of the Middle East, likening it to the way that the U.S. Government found a suitable agreement with the North American tribes.
At the conclusion of his speech, the crowd presented him with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name - Walking Eagle.
A very chuffed Tony then departed in his motorcade, waving to the crowds..
A news reporter later asked one of the Indians how they came to select the new name given to Tony Blair They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of shit that it can no longer fly.