O/T Fresh Jokes...

[Spursex]

 

[Harry-Kari]

Yes, our weather forecasts are never as much fun...

 

[Walthamstow wanderer]

Did any of you see the video a few years back of the female news reader asking the weatherman why the snow he had predicted the previous evening had not materialised by asking him....”Bob, where’s that 8 inches you promised me last night”...cue complete collapse of the entire studio in laughter...

I saw that video but I can’t find it now anywhere on You Tube and investigating discovered many other people hunting for it to no avail...I guess one of Zuckerbergs thought police may have trashed it.

That’s one of the things my wife keeps saying to me , that she misses waking up to eight inches in the morning . She can be so cruel !
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[Harry-Kari]

That’s one of the things my wife keeps saying to me , that she misses waking up to eight inches in the morning . She can be so cruel !
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You should have kept the lodger Walt

 

[Pompey Yid]

There has got to be a "smut" report cumming! lol!

 

[Pompey Yid]

Paddy n Murphy on a building site and a slate falls off the roof and slices Paddy's ear off, Murphy finds it and asks is this yours Paddy? who replies no mine had a pencil behind it.

 

[Pompey Yid]

Just a thought....

If a Chicken was walking by a KFC, would it be thinking...

Though I walk through the shadow of death....I fear no evil.

 

[Pompey Yid]

I never called you stupid, but when I asked you to spell "Orange" and you asked me the Fruit or Colour...
It kinda caught me off guard.

 

[Greavswasthegreatest]

 

[Pompey Yid]

What does a Xmas tree and a 65 year old man have in common?

The wood is dead and the balls are just for decoration.

 

[Pompey Yid]

My wife asked me if I could clear the kitchen table...

I had a running start, but I made it.

 

[Harry-Kari]

What does a Xmas tree and a 65 year old man have in common?

The wood is dead and the balls are just for decoration.

Now I know why I hate Christmas

 

[Greavswasthegreatest]

My wife left me because she says I am so insecure.
No wait she's back, she just went to get coffee.

 

[Walthamstow wanderer]

My wife left me because she says I am so insecure.
No wait she's back, she just went to get coffee.

I’m the same , Greavsie, that’s why I never played Rugby . I was paranoid they were talking about me in the scrum ,

 

[Departed]

For Greavsie:

 

[Departed]

 

[Pompey Yid]

Before I start...sorry to all Blondes of one I am, well add a bit of grey now.

Blonde girl sitting at the bar pondering over her Wine, and wondering why she has 3 sisters and her brother has 4.

 

[Departed]

 

[Harry-Kari]

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Brilliant

 

[Pompey Yid]

What's four inches long and drives a woman crazy?.....

An empty frickin toilet roll.