How old is Apollyon?

[AdebolaCornflakes]

Thought we might get to 295 today chaps but I guess not, any efforts are futile.

Let's just pass the tiger baton for RedBasie and Forest Gump to nibble on and see if they can get us any closer

Pippletood gentlepseuds x

 

[Old Red Fart]

AC, perhaps you should be taking things just a little bit easier.

Wouldn't want to give yourself another hernia.

 

[Apollyon]

Cracking work fellow beavers

 

[Apollyon]

What an absolute uninspring weekend chaps. Alchemillia on Friday. A dull as dishwater Saturday followed by a stinker of a Sunday.

Today started okish though. Just picked up my new car

Not the HE cares a jot.

 

[Apollyon]

Point proven

 

[Apollyon]

He ignored me all the way through MMM. Sitting on his f*****g phone, giggling at cat videos on Youtube.

P@@@ck

 

[AdebolaCornflakes]

What an absolute uninspring weekend chaps. Alchemillia on Friday. A dull as dishwater Saturday followed by a stinker of a Sunday.

Today started okish though. Just picked up my new car

Not the HE cares a jot.

Is it dull as dishwater or ditch water chap? I've always said dishwater but SHE says ditch water

 

[AdebolaCornflakes]

He ignored me all the way through MMM. Sitting on his f*****g phone, giggling at cat videos on Youtube.

P@@@ck

Perhaps if you had some more salient points to make other than drooling over Ingys dumbo sausage people would listen to you

 

[Apollyon]

Is it dull as dishwater or ditch water chap? I've always said dishwater but SHE says ditch water

Its fisHwater AS WELL SHE KNOWS

 

[Apollyon]

Cracking effort chaps. Pats on the chap all round!

 

[AdebolaCornflakes]

Any news on Ingy chap? Starting to worry now particularly after he failed to show at the Triple M WITHOUT sending apologies

 

[AdebolaCornflakes]

Really just want to know if he's having spicy beef soup tonight chap

 

[AdebolaCornflakes]

HELLO?

 

[AdebolaCornflakes]

Pseud ***ts

 

[AdebolaCornflakes]

Sod you all, my mate ORF will be along in a minute with another zinger

 

[Old Red Fart]

Thought you'd never ask.

A policeman stopped me the other night. He tapped on the window of the car and said "Would you please blow into this bag sir." "What for" I said. He said "My chips are too hot".

 

[AdebolaCornflakes]

Love it chap

 

[AdebolaCornflakes]

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that.

 

[AdebolaCornflakes]

Dare we dream of 296 before Ingy rises from the dead?

 

[AdebolaCornflakes]

Dare we dream of 296 before Ingy rises from the dead?

No chance chap. He's a few weeks late for all that rise again nonsense anyway, he's gone for good chap.