Bloody hell mate. I paid the blackmail demand but you did not keep your side of the deal.
Bloody hell Buddha, Better make sure Mrs Buddha doesn't check your browser history, just imagine her finding your Google search for "man in bra and knickers" ???
Seriously though if I bought my good lady (yes, that is her in the white dress) anything from Victoria's Secret she would dump me immediately. She reckons it's entirely up to her to decide what underwear to buy.