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    Newcastle United v Man Utd League Cup Final Thread

    Can’t help but feel a tinge of sadness for those no longer with us who would have been down there in amongst it. Hope a certain Mag from Bowburn is looking down on us to give us a helping hand
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    The Takeover Thread - NUFC Sold - Ashley & Co GONE!!!

    11 years since I was in that ground,doubt I’ll go back now,but I’m pleased we finally have a bit of hope
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    The Takeover Thread - NUFC Sold - Ashley & Co GONE!!!

    Thank fook I can finally post again!
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    Next Newcastle manager

    Its a buy one get one free allegedly Steve Bruce alongside his new no 9 Daniel Sturridge.....
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    Next Newcastle manager

    https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/trainer/verfuegbaretrainer/statistik
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    Next Newcastle manager

    Goalkeepers: Darlow, Elliot, Harker Defenders: Clark, Fernandez, Lascelles, Lazaar, Manquillo, Sterry Midfielders: Aarons, Colback, Hayden, Ki, Murphy, Ritchie, Shelvey Strikers: Gayle, Joselu, Muto Internationals: Almiron, Dubravka, Saivet, Schar, Woodman Injured: Atsu Fitness tbc: Dummett...
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    The Rafa Benitez Thread

    Pardews still being paid his 8 year contract.... Cant get cheaper then that. * Dusts off wig & twitter account*
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    How many would improve the Squad?

    Mehdi Abeid (Dijon) Hatem Ben Arfa (Rennes) Gael Bigirimana (Hibernian) Adam Campbell (Morecambe) Andy Carroll (West Ham) Nicky Deverdics (Wrexham) Ryan Donaldson (Hartlepool United) JJ Hooper (Grimsby Town) Aaron Hughes (Heart of Midlothian) Brad Inman (Rochdale) Dan Leadbitter (Bristol Rovers)...
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    Have talks broken down yet?

    It was made known to me at the weekend that although Rafa only has a month left on his contract, Mr Pardew still has 12 months left on his. Mike can wheel him out & wont cost him a penny
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    The Takeover Thread - NUFC Sold - Ashley & Co GONE!!!

    Regardless of what happens,this is the endgame. His position becomes untenable when the deal falls through & Rafa walks. Rafas likely to walk anyway if these forms were submitted to the premier league on 16th April.Negotiating a contract with a bunch of liars.....No that couldnt possibly...
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    Spuds v Us

    Cant really pan a keeper for one mistake when he's probably earned us 10/12 points since he came here. As usual,we arent going to win to many games where we have to score 2. I dont think Almiron will make a massive difference,this season at least,I havent seen much of him to judge but 20...
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    Things Afoot

    20 million for a lad whos totally left footed and most of his goals are pens. He's the paraguayan matt ritchie
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    The less worse old days

    It'll be someone from down south whos been out the game a number of years or a failure. O'leary,Wise,Sherwood,hughes or holloway
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    The less worse old days

    And there would still be 50,000 there regardless....
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    Attendance

    I've had some cracking arguments with people over it. "Real Fans" support the team regardless. I do wonder what the percentage of actual long term 10-15 year+ supporters are actually still there & how many are actually the robots with the phone in there right hand & eyes glued to it
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