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Oxford 2 Tayor, Brannagan Gillingham 1 Samuel

Found on the Refrigerator One Morning: My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years...

Two flies sitting on a pile of shite when one fly suddenly farts. Do you mind said the other fly, I'm trying to eat here.

What has 200 legs and 16 teeth? The queue for Primark

My son asked for a pet spider for his birthday so I went down to the pet shop and it was £70. Blow that I thought, I can get it cheaper...

My mate said that I wasn’t a true Cockney, so I pushed him down the apples and oranges.

Had my first AZ jab on Saturday. Worst headache I have ever had which lasted 24 hours. Also red, and blotchy,temperature and muscle...

I genuinely didn’t think orthopaedic shoes would help, but I stand corrected.

Girl: I hate my boyfriend. Last night when I was asleep he replaced my Tampax with a Party Popper.

When we were kids we all used to enjoy dipping a ginger nut into a steaming cup of tea! Nowadays its called bullying!

I’ve been following Southend results more closely this season and feel really sorry for them, similar sized club to us. I’ll probably...

Gillingham 2 Oliver, Graham Shrewsbury 1 Whalley

Blackpool 2 Yates, Simms Gillingham 2 Akinde, Samuel

Don't spoil it Max. You sound like my missus who ruins old repeats of the original Star Trek series by insisting that Spock and Kirk...

That's very astute, I didn't pick up on that. Maybe you should become a detective yourself