Recent content by kennyclementstache

Bollox.

Our 1st XI cost abut 5 billion more than Palaces', shouldn't have to rely on refs bending the rules in our favour - if it's offside it's offside and if it ain't a penalty it won't be given. We can do this.

C'mon City, let's have some goals!

Expecting us to bounce back from our league Cup exodus and give Palace a bit of a footballing lesson. Will be happy with 70% possession as long as it is accompanied by the sort of scoreline that would make cricket scoreboard workers searching round for extra numbers. Fodinho, RS7 and I'm Not...

Most of them need topping up...

I will never relax before a match until I know that Judge Judy is in charge of the remote control that guides VAR, and even then I'd prefer it was one of the Great British Bake Off presenters as they seem pretty fair. Or a Hairy Biker, they'd see that right was done by all and sundry. Val...

The Everton mob, Pearce, Viera, Rocastle, Seaman - all players with their best years behind them. Tommy H too, the return of Asa, Dennis and Peter B - we haven't always dined off the freshest cuts at the top table. Once we ate below the salt, so to speak, bit better than a burger, more take out...

According to a note I made I enjoyed three mange tout and a desiccated owl membrane, which is unusual since that's usually a late supper. According to an early 70's Shoot! questionnaire that is what Barney Daniels would have enjoyed on the eve of a cup final. Any cup final. Being an overly...

Indeed it is! Why only this morning I took my head out of my arse long enough to hurl abuse at my neighbours cock before burying its head, the cocks that is, in a nearby sand pit.

But is anyone actually feeling any heat?

Thanks Buzz, FYI I too have made a mental note, although not on paper - of your reply of course although I can always refer back to your above post should I need to in the days and weeks to come.

Mahrez, even.

Penalty! C'mon Red Kev, step up to the plate.

Cancelo puts me in mind of Paul Madeley from the talented but somewhat dirty Leeds side of the 1970's.

I have an eye for this sort of thing...