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Jonah's Really REALLY Interesting Thread

I have no plans for this weekend and the only plan I could speak of is keeping the no plans this weekend as it is.

But now I'm a bit confused as to whether that means I actually do have a plan this weekend.
 
I have no plans for this weekend and the only plan I could speak of is keeping the no plans this weekend as it is.

But now I'm a bit confused as to whether that means I actually do have a plan this weekend.
The plan is: there is no plan. Which, by definition, is a plan :loser:

My plan this weekend: to work all weekend - literally. At least it will be nowhere near as warm.
 
Is she his brother's missus, or someone else? He's a lad, isn't he?

I don't know. I find it hard to keep up with celebrity gossip.

I find it strange that 'coercive behaviour' is a crime. I've known plenty of people in relationships like this down through the years. I can think of three off the top of my head who are married to people like this (men and women).

Of course, domestic violence is a crime and Giggs should be behind bars for it for coercive behaviour isn't that uncommon.