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Boris is a cod

I wonder why Dominic Cummings told him to wear a Grimsby Town hat?

I heard on the grapevine that Dominic Cummings has been desperately trying to leak a fictional story involving Borris, two rent boys and a goat, to divert attention away from this one, such are the ripples of shame surging through the tory backbenchs.