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How old is Apollyon?

Its understood that Bert has made plans to go into business after lockdown to rival the local chippy chaps.H e wants an equivalent made out of his fiery hometown veg chaps.He wants to call it the local parsnippy. Apparently his battered marrow and parsnips, with some of his special homemade sauce,is cracking chaps!
 
What’s better chaps, ladz or chaps, ladz? How about we all adopt clads going forward - that’s far less offensive to be honest